Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Xbox
EGX was terrifying.
As a lover of cripplingly honest truth coupled with a disturbing passion for video games, let me be the first to tell you how genuinely horrifying conventions are. And this year, 75,000 people demonstrated why EGX should be avoided at all costs. Continue reading
I lost my Achievement Virginity to Feeding Frenzy.
As the embarrassment rolls on through the website, I think it’s time to reveal my darkest secret: I haven’t always been a hardcore gamer. I used to play the shit out of Feeding Frenzy. Continue reading
Less DLC please, we’re skint.
With DLC clogging up Marketplaces as far as the eye can see, The Apathetic Gamer discusses their impact on our gameplay experience and whether we’re actually getting everything we believe we’re owed with from money. Continue reading
After 9 years, I still believe the Wii is shit.
I’m a very opinionated person, and this is one of my strongest and most prominent opinions. Wii is a pile of shite. Continue reading
I Chose The Dog at the End of Fable 2.
This week we get philosophical and talk about ethical choices in video games. In Summary: I form higher emotional bonds with animals than I do humans. Continue reading
I Mentally Cannot Play Dead Space.
Sure, it’s a scary game. That’s the point right? Well amidst all the jump scares, necromorphs and piss-piddling moments, there begs a serious psychological question – why am I so fucking scared of Dead Space?! Continue reading
I completed a 2 player game by myself.
I’m pretty sure this is one of the more embarrassing confessions. It literally highlights me as the awful, lonely human being I am, whilst equally giving you a mental image of woman juggling two Xbox controllers at once. Awful. Continue reading
Review: Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Like previous counterparts, 2K decided to continue the franchise with a game that enjoyed making my console/television second guess their frame-rate possibilities with balls-to-the-wall action scenes that were truly spectacular. Continue reading
I have no inclination to own Next Gen anytime soon.
It was going to happen eventually. Everyone talks about Next Gen at some point, right? So let’s just get this over and done with – it’s all the same old bollocks to me. Continue reading
