My First PC Game Was Theme Hospital

I’m hoping this Confession will resonate with a lot of you readers out there as I drop a bit of a bombshell on y’all. Theme Hospital, in my honest opinion, was the pinnacle of PC Gaming Greatness.  Continue reading


I’ve played every Lord of the Rings game.

Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading

I’m a psychopath in The Sims.

The Sims – A game designed by Maxis that let you create (or destroy) your wildest fantasy life. And oh boy did I. Things get really dark in this week’s Confession in which I share with you some of the most messed up things I ever did to my poor Plumbob-ed victims.  Continue reading


I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto (properly).

Very different from the revelations about Zelda and MGS, it’s about time I came clean about my love affair with Grand Theft Auto – or lack of it. To this very day, I have never completed nor even bothered to play a GTA game through to the end.  Continue reading


I’ve never played Metal Gear Solid.

This week I reveal another industry defining game as having never touched my feebly inexperienced hands. Ladies and mentlegen, I have officially never played a Metal Gear Solid game.  Continue reading


EGX was terrifying.

As a lover of cripplingly honest truth coupled with a disturbing passion for video games, let me be the first to tell you how genuinely horrifying conventions are. And this year, 75,000 people demonstrated why EGX should be avoided at all costs.  Continue reading


I die everytime I leave Vault 101.

Everyone has something they’re not good at, and this week I reveal how terrible I was at doing the most fundamental task in Fallout 3: walk outside and live.  Continue reading