Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Xbox 360
I die everytime I leave Vault 101.
Everyone has something they’re not good at, and this week I reveal how terrible I was at doing the most fundamental task in Fallout 3: walk outside and live. Continue reading
I lost my Achievement Virginity to Feeding Frenzy.
As the embarrassment rolls on through the website, I think it’s time to reveal my darkest secret: I haven’t always been a hardcore gamer. I used to play the shit out of Feeding Frenzy. Continue reading
Fictitious Video Game Awards – The COAGG E3 Round-Up
It’s E3 Season and it’s time to get my ill-informed opinions out onto the internet for the whole world to judge. Read more to see my winners and losers of E3 2015. Continue reading
After 9 years, I still believe the Wii is shit.
I’m a very opinionated person, and this is one of my strongest and most prominent opinions. Wii is a pile of shite. Continue reading
I Mentally Cannot Play Dead Space.
Sure, it’s a scary game. That’s the point right? Well amidst all the jump scares, necromorphs and piss-piddling moments, there begs a serious psychological question – why am I so fucking scared of Dead Space?! Continue reading
I completed a 2 player game by myself.
I’m pretty sure this is one of the more embarrassing confessions. It literally highlights me as the awful, lonely human being I am, whilst equally giving you a mental image of woman juggling two Xbox controllers at once. Awful. Continue reading
Review: Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Like previous counterparts, 2K decided to continue the franchise with a game that enjoyed making my console/television second guess their frame-rate possibilities with balls-to-the-wall action scenes that were truly spectacular. Continue reading
I have no inclination to own Next Gen anytime soon.
It was going to happen eventually. Everyone talks about Next Gen at some point, right? So let’s just get this over and done with – it’s all the same old bollocks to me. Continue reading
There’s a 90% Chance I Won’t Finish That Game.
Less of a confession, more of a fact of life. But particularly in this decade, games seems to be pouring out of developers like profitable diarrhea. And literally WHO on this planet has time to play everything, let alone finish them?! Continue reading
Confessions of a Gamer Girl 