I expect some bite back on this Confession, but I have to be totally straight with you: I have never entered the kingdom of Hyrule. Continue reading
Tag: Confessions
I spent a solid week fishing for coins in the Dalaran Fountain.
In previous Confession’s, I’ve discussed my overwhelming desire for collectibles and game completion. So let kick this up a notch and talk about sheer obsession. Continue reading
After 9 years, I still believe the Wii is shit.
I’m a very opinionated person, and this is one of my strongest and most prominent opinions. Wii is a pile of shite. Continue reading
I Chose The Dog at the End of Fable 2.
This week we get philosophical and talk about ethical choices in video games. In Summary: I form higher emotional bonds with animals than I do humans. Continue reading
I Mentally Cannot Play Dead Space.
Sure, it’s a scary game. That’s the point right? Well amidst all the jump scares, necromorphs and piss-piddling moments, there begs a serious psychological question – why am I so fucking scared of Dead Space?! Continue reading
I completed a 2 player game by myself.
I’m pretty sure this is one of the more embarrassing confessions. It literally highlights me as the awful, lonely human being I am, whilst equally giving you a mental image of woman juggling two Xbox controllers at once. Awful. Continue reading
I have no inclination to own Next Gen anytime soon.
It was going to happen eventually. Everyone talks about Next Gen at some point, right? So let’s just get this over and done with – it’s all the same old bollocks to me. Continue reading
There’s a 90% Chance I Won’t Finish That Game.
Less of a confession, more of a fact of life. But particularly in this decade, games seems to be pouring out of developers like profitable diarrhea. And literally WHO on this planet has time to play everything, let alone finish them?! Continue reading