Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Console
7 Things We Want From Mafia 3
Mafia 3 is on its way ladies and gentlemen. Pegged for a rumoured Q1 release in 2016, its time to start speculating on what 2K may be adding (or improving upon) from 2010’s positively received, Mafia 2. We may only know a small amount about their Vietnam War-stricken protagonist and the seedy underbelly of a racially charged New Orleans we will soon all be playing in, but what I can do is list a bunch of things we’d love to see as 2K move their highly successful Mafia series into its next phase. Continue reading
I’m a sex-hunting freak in RPG’s.
This week we get a bit scandalous and take a look into the sordid world of RPG’s and their ability to turn your next hour of Mass Effect into a Leisure Suit Larry set piece. Continue reading
Obsessive Compulsive Video Game Hoarder.
Everyone hoards something: clothes, trinkets, ex-boyfriends, pebbles from that one time you went to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. But what a revelation, a woman who runs a gaming website is a hoarder for video games?! How novel. Continue reading
I lost my Achievement Virginity to Feeding Frenzy.
As the embarrassment rolls on through the website, I think it’s time to reveal my darkest secret: I haven’t always been a hardcore gamer. I used to play the shit out of Feeding Frenzy. Continue reading
Less DLC please, we’re skint.
With DLC clogging up Marketplaces as far as the eye can see, The Apathetic Gamer discusses their impact on our gameplay experience and whether we’re actually getting everything we believe we’re owed with from money. Continue reading
Fictitious Video Game Awards – The COAGG E3 Round-Up
It’s E3 Season and it’s time to get my ill-informed opinions out onto the internet for the whole world to judge. Read more to see my winners and losers of E3 2015. Continue reading
I have never played a Zelda game.
I expect some bite back on this Confession, but I have to be totally straight with you: I have never entered the kingdom of Hyrule. Continue reading
After 9 years, I still believe the Wii is shit.
I’m a very opinionated person, and this is one of my strongest and most prominent opinions. Wii is a pile of shite. Continue reading
I have no inclination to own Next Gen anytime soon.
It was going to happen eventually. Everyone talks about Next Gen at some point, right? So let’s just get this over and done with – it’s all the same old bollocks to me. Continue reading