Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Zelda
I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto (properly).
Very different from the revelations about Zelda and MGS, it’s about time I came clean about my love affair with Grand Theft Auto – or lack of it. To this very day, I have never completed nor even bothered to play a GTA game through to the end. Continue reading
I’ve never played Metal Gear Solid.
This week I reveal another industry defining game as having never touched my feebly inexperienced hands. Ladies and mentlegen, I have officially never played a Metal Gear Solid game. Continue reading
I’ve never cried at a video game.
Self-explanatory but true. Emotional ending or cut-throat deaths, I have never been able to cry at a video game. Though I got close once… Continue reading
The Simpsons Road Rage is one of the greatest games ever.
Let’s kick off the triumphant return to regular programming with a medium length blog telling you why Simpsons Road Road is one of the best games in the entire world. Continue reading
Fictitious Video Game Awards – The COAGG E3 Round-Up
It’s E3 Season and it’s time to get my ill-informed opinions out onto the internet for the whole world to judge. Read more to see my winners and losers of E3 2015. Continue reading
I have never played a Zelda game.
I expect some bite back on this Confession, but I have to be totally straight with you: I have never entered the kingdom of Hyrule. Continue reading
After 9 years, I still believe the Wii is shit.
I’m a very opinionated person, and this is one of my strongest and most prominent opinions. Wii is a pile of shite. Continue reading
