Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Lord of the Rings
I will always roll a sexy blonde Elf.
Fantasy games aren’t so fantastical if you unquestioningly choose the same race/class every single time. Do I ruin my own gaming choices? Do I have underlying psycho-sexual reasons for doing this? Continue reading
Review: Tales From The Borderlands Episode 3
The newest episode of Tales from the Borderlands hits our screens this week and I mostly discussed how sexually appealing I find Handsome Jack. Especially now he’s dead. Continue reading
I completed a 2 player game by myself.
I’m pretty sure this is one of the more embarrassing confessions. It literally highlights me as the awful, lonely human being I am, whilst equally giving you a mental image of woman juggling two Xbox controllers at once. Awful. Continue reading
