Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: End Game
7 Things We Want From Mafia 3
Mafia 3 is on its way ladies and gentlemen. Pegged for a rumoured Q1 release in 2016, its time to start speculating on what 2K may be adding (or improving upon) from 2010’s positively received, Mafia 2. We may only know a small amount about their Vietnam War-stricken protagonist and the seedy underbelly of a racially charged New Orleans we will soon all be playing in, but what I can do is list a bunch of things we’d love to see as 2K move their highly successful Mafia series into its next phase. Continue reading
I’m a psychopath in The Sims.
The Sims – A game designed by Maxis that let you create (or destroy) your wildest fantasy life. And oh boy did I. Things get really dark in this week’s Confession in which I share with you some of the most messed up things I ever did to my poor Plumbob-ed victims. Continue reading
I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto (properly).
Very different from the revelations about Zelda and MGS, it’s about time I came clean about my love affair with Grand Theft Auto – or lack of it. To this very day, I have never completed nor even bothered to play a GTA game through to the end. Continue reading
I’ve never played Metal Gear Solid.
This week I reveal another industry defining game as having never touched my feebly inexperienced hands. Ladies and mentlegen, I have officially never played a Metal Gear Solid game. Continue reading
I die everytime I leave Vault 101.
Everyone has something they’re not good at, and this week I reveal how terrible I was at doing the most fundamental task in Fallout 3: walk outside and live. Continue reading
I’m a rage-quitter.
Last week I expressed my concerns about having little to no emotional reactions to video games. And whilst that may be true for sadness, I certainly feel disgusting amounts of rage. Continue reading
I’ve never cried at a video game.
Self-explanatory but true. Emotional ending or cut-throat deaths, I have never been able to cry at a video game. Though I got close once… Continue reading
I’ve played Pokémon Red with a walkthrough.
Walkthroughs – we’ve all used one at some point during our time inside a beloved but frustrating video game. But to what extent have you ever relied on one? This week, I tell you about how I let one run my life. [Insert Dramatics Here] Continue reading
I’m a sex-hunting freak in RPG’s.
This week we get a bit scandalous and take a look into the sordid world of RPG’s and their ability to turn your next hour of Mass Effect into a Leisure Suit Larry set piece. Continue reading