Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
I’ve never played Grand Theft Auto (properly).
Very different from the revelations about Zelda and MGS, it’s about time I came clean about my love affair with Grand Theft Auto – or lack of it. To this very day, I have never completed nor even bothered to play a GTA game through to the end. Continue reading
I’ve never played Metal Gear Solid.
This week I reveal another industry defining game as having never touched my feebly inexperienced hands. Ladies and mentlegen, I have officially never played a Metal Gear Solid game. Continue reading
I’ve never cried at a video game.
Self-explanatory but true. Emotional ending or cut-throat deaths, I have never been able to cry at a video game. Though I got close once… Continue reading
REVIEW: Tales From The Borderlands Episode 4
In this episode, our adventures take their knack for drawn out dialogue up to Planet Helios where they continue to talk. And then they walk a bit. Maybe talk a bit more. Continue reading
I had some really embarrassing games on Game Boy Colour.
Embarrassing games. We all had them, but we don’t often admit to them. This week we delve into the world of my awful retro game collection. Continue reading
The Simpsons Road Rage is one of the greatest games ever.
Let’s kick off the triumphant return to regular programming with a medium length blog telling you why Simpsons Road Road is one of the best games in the entire world. Continue reading
Review: Tales From The Borderlands Episode 3
The newest episode of Tales from the Borderlands hits our screens this week and I mostly discussed how sexually appealing I find Handsome Jack. Especially now he’s dead. Continue reading
Fictitious Video Game Awards – The COAGG E3 Round-Up
It’s E3 Season and it’s time to get my ill-informed opinions out onto the internet for the whole world to judge. Read more to see my winners and losers of E3 2015. Continue reading
I spent a solid week fishing for coins in the Dalaran Fountain.
In previous Confession’s, I’ve discussed my overwhelming desire for collectibles and game completion. So let kick this up a notch and talk about sheer obsession. Continue reading