Forget your Zelda and ram your Metal Gears. For me, the only way to get my heart racing is to drop me right in the centre of Middle Earth’s Third Age and ask me to look after a precious bit of jewelry. How delightful. Continue reading
Tag: Review
EGX was terrifying.
As a lover of cripplingly honest truth coupled with a disturbing passion for video games, let me be the first to tell you how genuinely horrifying conventions are. And this year, 75,000 people demonstrated why EGX should be avoided at all costs. Continue reading
REVIEW: Tales From The Borderlands Episode 4
In this episode, our adventures take their knack for drawn out dialogue up to Planet Helios where they continue to talk. And then they walk a bit. Maybe talk a bit more. Continue reading
The Simpsons Road Rage is one of the greatest games ever.
Let’s kick off the triumphant return to regular programming with a medium length blog telling you why Simpsons Road Road is one of the best games in the entire world. Continue reading
Review: Tales From The Borderlands Episode 3
The newest episode of Tales from the Borderlands hits our screens this week and I mostly discussed how sexually appealing I find Handsome Jack. Especially now he’s dead. Continue reading
Review: Huniepop
Wow, I’m really going to admit to playing this game, on the Internet as well, aren’t it? Jesus, what have I sunk to? And what’s worse… I really enjoyed it. Please don’t read this Mum. Continue reading
Review: Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Like previous counterparts, 2K decided to continue the franchise with a game that enjoyed making my console/television second guess their frame-rate possibilities with balls-to-the-wall action scenes that were truly spectacular. Continue reading